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Kat•23•Texas

•I procrastinate...a lot

•Into multiple fandoms but I wont list

•professional lazyass here

•Licensed Massage Therapist

•LC/HF

•I like cheese....

•scared of what my future holds

9/22/13 trying to live a lchf lifestyle

Round 1

9/22/13 221.4 lbs

10/22/13 202.6 lbs

11/22/13 199.8 lbs

Round 2 (I fucked up)

3/15/14 211.2

4/15/14 205.2

8/24/14 196

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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look-anew-url-again:

I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT



loose-pants-happy-dance:

Today marks two months of trying to become healthier. I wasn’t even going to take a picture because I thought my vacation had sabotaged my progress, but I was pleasantly surprised!

loose-pants-happy-dance:

Today marks two months of trying to become healthier. I wasn’t even going to take a picture because I thought my vacation had sabotaged my progress, but I was pleasantly surprised!


camihealing:

I feel like I just invented something but this has probably already been done a hundred times.

Stuffed Avocado for breakfast!
Because the avocado egg thing is too messy.

-Scooped out the avocado, mashed it with some shredded cheese, salt, black pepper, and red pepper flakes.
-Topped the filled avos with some more cheese, and crumbled bacon.
-Baked at 375F for 20-25 minutes.

Served it with some poached eggs.10/10 will make again. Probably tomorrow. Because I’m shamelessly repetitive.

:)



Like a big old mess, that’s me!


uremysweetapocalypse:

his stretch marks

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