How I currently feel about massaging a front desk girl’s husband for 2 hours so early in the damn morning.
I used 4lb weights on the scale just to see if that thing was broken. Nope
Did this seriously just happen without me noticing!?
I might’ve been high and waiting for this idiot to fill up the truck
I wanted to sleep 5 hours ago
I don’t get my way often
What an inspiration
Just swagged on everyone.
I love you you crazy bitch
•I moved 9 hours away from home
•got a full time job
•been exploring the area
•I’ve been trying to keep as low carb as possible
•99% of the time I eat at home now
•been feeling a little smaller lately
•there’s no scale here so I haven’t checked
All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat
everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.